It's cool! I can zoom. Weeeee. I haven't done a good zoom in months.

Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!

My mommy, taxlady made something called liver pate. She showed it to me and said that cats like liver. I don't believe her. It looked yucky.

It's Spring! It's Spring! It's Spring!

I caught a mouse! It was under the stove in the kitchen. I heard Mommy & Daddy say I need a hamster and a hamster ball. I wonder what that is.

I have been learning Danish. taxlady left a Danish dictionary on the coffee table and I use it as a pillow. taxlady says I'm learning Danish by osmosis. It isn't a wonderful pillow, but it's worth it to learn another language.

Mommy and sucha were both playing with a Shakespeare quote thing. So, I got Mommy to get some quotes for me. I think they are very cool.


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I don't understand what's going on with my sister, sucha. She smells funny. She spends a lot of time in the bathroom and she gets her chin wet! Mommy and Daddy seem to be worried about her. They spend a lot of time with her. Every time she yells, one of them goes to her. She doesn't sleep much and she doesn't eat kibble any more. She only eats the ( Read more... )

I don't understand the big apes. My mommy makes a nice clear space on the table. Then she spreads lovely, smooth papers on it for me to lie on and then she makes me move as soon as I lie on them. What's going on?

My mommy and my other mommy (with the beard) are back. They were gone a long, long time. A strange man came and fed us a whole bunch of times, but I wanted my mommies. Yay, my mommies are home.

I don't know what scissors are. It was probably sucha.