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i just HAD to post this
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
lo-fucking-l
riiight?
and wtf is wrong with him/her??
lololoolofmreioangiorengawtjeri
im soooooooo sore right now from laughing.
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Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands
i'm bored, so its GAY QUOTE TIME- Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~Woody Allen (um, yeah)
- If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler
- When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one ( Read more... )
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Computer Science
so you guys, i just looked up the AP Computer Science explanation, and its 122 PAGES LONG.
god.
thats alot.
and the sample questions are INSANE
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pbfcomics.com
i think you should go there. i'm bored, so this whole thing iz gonna be pictures. k?
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It's Not Official Til It's Official
so my aunt's kidneys are failing. in other words, she's dying. my grandma is going up to South Dakota to be with her. she doesnt have long left at all. probably wont even live to the end of the week. and the worst part is, her kids (my cousins) arent even sad ( Read more... ) -
So You Guyz
They said that a black would be elected as president when pigs flew and now, 100 days after Obama's election, the swine flu.
HAHAHAHAHA.
so no school til May 11. whoo?
oh, and they're putting 5 days worth of AP testing into 2 days.
May 20 and 21. whatface?
so......yea.......
yea......i'm bored.
OMG
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATE AND EMLEH!
SORRY, I RAN OUT OF ( Read more... ) -
Nothing Important But........
i changed my status on facebook.
OHMYGOD I'M OFFICIALLY OFFICIALLY BI.
god. myspace, here i come xD
