the more I read about how Canadians came to exist on this land, and how the natives were decimated, tricked, imbibed with alcohol, etc., the more i am absolutely ashamed to be called Canadian

i love history, but god damn if it doesn't make me sick to my stomach sometimes

i'll go into this more later, when it isn't so late

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at long last i can finally bite down with my back teeth. oh the joy of it all. i'm never taking my teeth for granted again. eating mashed potatoes and scrambled eggs for three days sucks.

captain. jean luc picard of the uss. enterprise. captain. jean luc picard of the uss. enterprise.

i can't get this tune out of my head

How am I not dead yet after all the blood I've lost?

I'm going to go lie down now.

my face swelled up real good during the night. i looked like Marlon Brando in The Godfather. i was walking around making people offers they couldn't refuse. then i put ice on my face and i'm not so bad anymore ( Read more... )

wisdom teeth came out today. anaethesia is pretty awesome. the last thing i remember saying to the doc is that the room is doing something funky and then i was out. apparently the first thing i did when i woke up was start singing "bad moon rising" by CCR. i don't remember it, how i walked to the truck or how i even got home. i just remember ( Read more... )

saw talladega nights, starring wil farrell. it was damn funny. funnier than anchorman i'd say. it was such an interesting movie. i don't mean interesting in a thought-provoking sort of way, but although the premise makes it seem like a stupid, anchorman type movie, it explored and satired a lot of current american issues. like homophobia. ( Read more... )

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long story short, we have new furniture that is probably on par quality wise with our old furniture. i clearly underestimated mark's maintenance abilities. under my parents direction, i inflated the price of our misplaced furniture a little bit in the hopes of getting slightly nicer things, but mister thirty years of maintenance work had seen our ( Read more... )

this whole time, this WHOLE FUCKING TIME, i have given my landlord and the company that rents out our apartment the benefit of the doubt. "there's no possible way they would assume that our nice maple end tables and our nice new coffee table and our nice FUCKING ALL FURNITURE FUCK was left and should be thrown out ( Read more... )