"Yeah, I was gonna be polite, but I changed my mind. Just leave a damn message. I might get back to you."

[IC and OOC messages can be left here]

LINK: He figured if he was going to sink to new lows as to pay for a private showing at a strip club, at least it was for a chick with really huge tits and a really tiny pink thong who was extremely lax on the "look but don't touch" policy, and had no issues going home with clients off the clock.

LINK: She was blonde and a bad lay, it's not like she's ever going to friggen find out I'm not really the Sultan of Tortilla, and the a tortilla is a fucking bread product, not a place.

LINK: Fucking McDonald's drive-thru forgot the sausage on my Mc-friggen-Muffin!

LINK: Fuuuuuck it. I just wanna shoot something.

A lot.

Is this how a recovering addict feels? 'Cause if so, it fucking sucks.

[Follows THIS, THIS and THIS]Ever since Fox did her fucking zombie routine and came back from the dead, she and Wesley had fallen into a sort of weird domestic scenario... only not. Neither of them could ever be comfortably termed domestic and they would probably put a bullet in anyone's head if they suggested they were that together. But they had ( Read more... )

LINK: Waiting for fate is just a fucked up way of procrastinating about making your own choices and bearing the good, the bad, and the ugly of the consequences.

LINK: Too young to be given a fucking heart attack!

[Refers to THIS]

LINK: Keying right up the side of some rich bastard's Ferrari can feel better than sex.

LINK: Deserves a fucking bullet in his head.