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Tomorrow, I am a gigantic mouse

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...so I came home from a cruise (which was wonderful) to find out that my grandpa, plant, and car all died. In that order. Three days in, and this month is already fired.

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New scary phrase falling from my father's mouth:

"Where's the blender, we're going to get exotic"

Your result for How good of a Calvinball player are you?...
Your Grade= A++ Amazing Calvinball knowledge and strategy!

86% Game_Knowledge and 91% Game_Skill!


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Here we come to sacrifice
Upon the Insmouth Green
There we bear a baby boy
No more to be seen
May the Shoggoth come for you
And devour your young ones too
May they eat you
And teach you
Something to fear
May they teach you something to fear