People who will not be impressed by your flirting with them

[sia1ia]

1. Your divorce lawyer.

Doesn't mean I won't tease her about it for the next week, though.

Edit, 4:51 - currently attempting to eat yogurt with a plastic knife because there are no spoons or even forks left in the office. The absurdity fairy left this as a gift under my pillow last night.

Comments

Wow with six o's....

[anonymous]

That's a -72 diplomacy roll right there. Good grief. Poor your mom. :P

Re: Wow with six o's....

[sia1ia]

Lol! Yeah, really. Apparently while my mom was interviewing him, this guy complimented her dress, and told her she looked nice, and asked if she could make his culture's food, and when she said she checks her messages all the time, he said "Oh, I'll call and leave you a love story."

At least all his cologne got rid of the dirty-diaper smell from our morning appointment who couldn't find a babysitter.