There's this kinda clever guy on the last #10 bus of the night (maybe 30, has made actually logical arguments re: politics), and tonight I finally got to talk to him. XD The conversation yielded this gem ( Read more... )

Things I have discovered on the internet:

- Crab table
- Literal 5-minute chocolate cake

Also, I have both managed to get myself out of freshman physics and into biochem (yayyy) and salvage my job (yaaaaay... meh).

written up so I can go on with my day, and also because the man in question does not have internet access ( Read more... )

1. Your divorce lawyer.

Doesn't mean I won't tease her about it for the next week, though.

Edit, 4:51 - currently attempting to eat yogurt with a plastic knife because there are no spoons or even forks left in the office. The absurdity fairy left this as a gift under my pillow last night.

Yeah, I decided that S1 Disjointed, love it though I do, was pretty irrecoverably broken, and S2 Disjointed just doesn't have the same charm. It is sad. I am now playing around with Expressive until I find something where I can customize all the bits and bobs - though I gotta say I like this green ( Read more... )

So it's the middle of summer, it's 92 degrees and humid, and we don't have AC. Recipe for disaster, right? Or at least it's a recipe for sitting around sweating and complaining about sweating. It just occurred to me that I could order a fan online. I can get a fan! And I don't have to trudge to Walmart (wherever that is)! And they will ship ( Read more... )

I've finally gotten around to changing my username! Hurray :D

So I haven't been posting because I'm going through one of those paranoid things again where I'm like "oh god what if people find out I have an LJ" and because I suddenly have a social life (I know! I'm surprised too) and I am tired ( Read more... )

Maybe! At least that's what the receptionist at the place I was dropping off papers thought. She was all like "Where were you born?" and I was like "...Ohio?" and she said "Oh! You kind of look Brazilian. And I thought you had an accent." And I was confused ( Read more... )

"Hey Janet? What's 'Eight equal equal equal D tilde tilde tilde'?"

This is why Mom should not be on Facebook.