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Boys like comics. lol Well actually I read them as a kid too.  Mostly hand me downs.  As a kid Cliff's biggest comic hero was Captain America.  I bring this up because of a movie of the character was just released.  Now lets not get into Cliff believing Sean was Captain America, that is sort of taking a comic hero and stamping it on a real person ( Read more... )

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Not everyone can be a Amagoya and Abraham.  Screw local low rent judges and their backwards camels too.  Ha can anyone tell my friend Jason Bowiers and I were the first cut off the floor during a paso doble. :P They said I was a bull and not a cape.  lol Fuck 'em and let them eat cake. No wait.  The cake is a lie.  Domino and Kevin only took third ( Read more... )

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There is no reward at the end.  i.e. The Cake is a Lie.  You might work your ass off for something, promised something in return for all your hard work, but in the end the promise was never meant to be kept, it was a lie to get you to do it.

Mary got pregnant from a man
who said he was in love.
Don't worry about a thing baby doll
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Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called"Tickets, please!" and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched ( Read more... )

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Shauna is always glad to see me when I get off from work.  Shit she is glad to see me when I get out of bed, or the bathroom, or where ever I was that she couldn't see me for a moment.  We walk a couple miles, she smells every bush, box, plant, can, etc that she sees, so not much of a walk, more of a drifting.  When she gets too crazy I sing a ( Read more... )