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[sickofdreaming]

I am currently taking applications for a sugar momma. The successful applicant will take on the tasks of buying me guitar strings, cigarettes and food. In return I will love you up like you've never been loved up before. For I, I am Simon...

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here's the thing........

[sarahsskirt]

see the thing is...........well what i'm trying to say.........if you..........well the thing is this.........hold on............ok. IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING ANYONE'S APPLICATION BESIDES MINE I WILL KILL YOU! WAIT A SECOND!!! what am i talking about!?!? you shouldn't even be taking applications! you fucker head! you should be sayin hey sarah my sweet sugar mama, can i have some money? and then i say yes baby baby you can and then i give you money and you give me what i want. and i think we all know what that is ;) so there ya have it. the thing.

p.s.
i want you.

dodgy application

[anonymous]

When I got in I didn't even have to apply! ;) I spose some people are just special. I think that me buying you guitar strings and feeding you for the weekend means that my application is two thirds of the way accepted. However 3 years of being loved up by you means I have filled my quota..... so I spose my application is not complete .......

Re: dodgy application

[sarahsskirt]

riiiiiiiiight.........

Re: dodgy application

[sickofdreaming]

don't call us, we'll call you

can I be ur 'equal' mama

[deyve]

I already got ye ciggies :P

[sickofdreaming]

as if i dont like you. we just do different shit at the moment. tobeymule occupies most of your time and being broke occupies most of mine. and dont be hating on my sugar mumma.

[sarahsskirt]

american hussy!? bitch! oh you better watch out cuz i WILL bring it and i don't think you can handle so you better be prepared ho! hahahaha SIMON IS MINE NOW AND WILL BE FOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEVEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! and don't you forget it. he is trapped in the grip of sarah the american freakazoid!

[anonymous]

My money's on Sam....