Don't you hate it when you don't get the joke everyone around you seems to find so hilarious? Example: http://www.williamhung.net

Im sorry baby... I still love you. I didn't mean to make you feel unwanted ( Read more... )

Cos I just baked the worlds most awesome batch of cookies. Seriously.

My Girlfriend is HOT.

List of things that have randomly appeared / been created by or in my car...

* 2 CD's, 1 mix, 1 Love Of Diagrams
* 2 t-shirts, 1 female, black, 1 Flaming Lips
* 1 pair of dumb looking sunglasses
* 1 Beware Children Crossing Sign
* 1 plastic cup

I will shortly be holding a car boot sale of all items to ever have appeared magically within my car.

Fuck your suits.
Fuck you for making me wait 20 minutes while you finished your giant lines of coke and your pre-show circle jerk.
Fuck you for sounding JUST like your album.
FUCK YOU FOR HAVING NO SOUL.
Your bass player is the only one with talent and he looks like a fruit anyways.

Anybody wanna buy a chicken?

So my brother broke up with his girlfriend of around 4 years on Monday night, which being the completely predictable creature that I am made me ponder quite a few things ( Read more... )

Dude on the train thismorning looked EXACTLY like Zubin.
I walked up to him and said Zubin? and he was like no, sorry. And I was like Oh yeah dude, you ARE sorry you're not Zubin

So this is war ( Read more... )