supple
monkey
succinct
engorge
succulent
rubble

Feel free to add to my list of kick-ass words to say out loud.

It seems that everyone around me is at a low point at the moment. If you hadn't heard, I quit my job, for reasons I dont want to go into right now. Noone is secure about there position in life nor happy with their current situation. I gotta tell you though, I'm not particularly bothered by it. Let me explain why, and begin my strangest journal ( Read more... )

This job ( Read more... )

So today was day 1 of what could very well turn out to be the shittiest job I've ever had. Maybe I should have read the job description before accepting it, but fuck it, cus like your Mom once said, I needed the money ( Read more... )

the first time. the second time. let's stop this clock from starting.

If anybody can think of how to get a beautiful, amazing, incredible girl a plane ticket from Houston to Sydney ASAP, LET ME KNOW.

So apparently Sam can cut hair... who woulda thought....


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When I was a kid I used to think that when playing hide and seek I could stand in the middle of the room and shut my eyes. If I cant see them, they can't see me.
Turned out shit just wasn't that simple. Maybe I should have learned something from that.

I am currently taking applications for a sugar momma. The successful applicant will take on the tasks of buying me guitar strings, cigarettes and food. In return I will love you up like you've never been loved up before. For I, I am Simon...

If someone could loan me some actual musical ability that would be nice.
Thanks.