Sorry, everyone~

[side_of_sushi]

I haven't come into work lately because Mr. Tibbles has been very sick

Comments

[cup_of_smex]

How many time do I have to tell you not to call me "Ita-chan". -_-*

Furthermore, I do not need Deidara-san to "take care of me" -_-**

.....And who the hell is "Mr. Tibbles"?

Welcome back... I guess?

[side_of_sushi]

It's cute, though. It fits you.

And, well, I just thought... since Dei-chan does feed you, and all...

Mr. Tibbles is the greatest goldfish in the world! <3 And he makes such the funniest faces! Mr. Tibbles

You're not jealous, are you, Ita-chan?

[bloodwithcoffee]

That your goldfish? Heeey. Why the hell don't I get some sort of personalized message?

[cake_is_a_bang]

KISA-KISA!!!! UN! I'm so glad you're alive! I thought you had gone and tried to save a fish or something and was killed by fish-poachers! Thank God you're back, yeah!

Don't worry, Itachi-gallawallabingbang is just peachy. Though I wasn't able to get the stick out of his ass. You can try next, though. It's wedged in there quite far, yeah.

[side_of_sushi]

That's slightly insulting, Dei-chan... but thanks.

Eh? You've seen Ita-chan's ass, then? What's it like?

[cake_is_a_bang]

Your welcome, un.

Yes. Well, it has skin. And it's very pale. And it is the kind of ass that should belong to a girl and that if any jock had been passing, he would've gave Ita-rita a heartfelt slap.

[side_of_sushi]

Wow, Dei-chan. You must've given it a real nice, long look to be able to describe it so well~

[nodiscount]

Mr Tibbles?

[side_of_sushi]

AKA The greatest goldfish in the world.

[nodiscount]

Not worth the week of work you owe us, however. And unless this fish can somehow do your shift for you, you better start now.

[side_of_sushi]

Yes he is.

And don't worry about the work, it'll get done.

[origami_latte]

Give notice next time or Tibbles ends up on the grill.

See you tomorrow.

[side_of_sushi]

You wouldn't.