I'm getting fucked up tonight!!! Kegger OMG!

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. You have a "happy hour" at home. ( Read more... )

I'm Back!

When i come back home.. there will be no more smoking for ME!

HAHAHA Sidemaster is here to say... Fuck you all i am still in new york!
OUT
WORD!

Fuck this shit i am out of this state! Ill call half of you ,the other half can fucking die! The Sidemaster is out for 2 1/2 months............ OUUU!

Whats UP?

Clearly i am dead. You will never see me again unless, your hot, funny, or a pot head.

I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot

!~SeXySiDeMaStEr~!

Clearly i bought a hookah today. WORD!