I am going to unleash my newest creation! Stay tuned for the big ultra sized death robot from heck! Really will you? Please ( Read more... )

I HATE ALL OF YOU ( Read more... )

Got yah nuts up in the miracle vice ah crisco! Gunna squeeze them shits! SQUEEZE UM BITCH! Suck my ass mother fuckers ( Read more... )

I am the God of the rock! And I will own your house by next tuesday ( Read more... )

Families, friends and neighbors sat around their living rooms munching away on bits of pills produced in all the plastic shaded colors of light. The steady box that hummed and spread its warm waves of radiation. Continued to relay messages of fear and comfort through consumption to the deep fried masses of the world. Ultimate control had been ( Read more... )

Crapeth thine pants! foolish fools! Who suck! I have learned much in my absence from my mind that was a few weeks and a long while before the great beasts roamed the asshole of the planet ( Read more... )

I'm tired.....

Drowning in a blue ball full of people. I'm tired..

I'm selfish.
I'm arrogent.
I'm rash.
I'm stupid.
I'm angry.
I'm poor.

I'm alone. @.x

Well I was working and this redneck walks up to me out of his truck and asks me "Hey are you a jew?" I'm like "Sure buddy.." And he's like "You look like a jew.." And then the dude tells me this really stupid joke I've heard about 80 times about Jews and Mexicans ( Read more... )

I'm going to take a few minutes to talk about religion here. What if you had God come and talk to you one day and you could no longer denie the fact that he was real and a fact? What would you do? You would know that everything in this world is flawed and all the things you were doing would eventualy lead you to a never ending cycle of pain and ( Read more... )

I'm running down a street somewhere in New Zealand Naked with two beers in my hands! on the left I have some sorta yuppy crappy ass Zimma yuppy beer and in the right I have a 40 of old E. And I allready drank the 5th of hard liquor. What dah yah do hot shot!

You shoot the hostage!