It's 1:40 AM Today. I'm picking my ear with my right pointer finger. My left hand is feeding my face a granola bar. I'm sitting in a room filled with books and random chemistry shit. My tooth hurts like hell. A fly just buzzed over my head. The dislocated shit in my back is hurting like a mother fucker ( Read more... )

I'm not gunna say that girls are the most evil things that walk above the Earths crust and shop for pants and eat food. But they are ( Read more... )

Well I went out to the night club with my brother and half way through my trip down getting drunk lane. After the flames of music that burst crappy ass top 20 songs from the years old speaker system loses its affect on me. I realise that this sucks I'm sitting in a room and then tommarrow i'm gunna wake up and it'l all be like a dream that was ( Read more... )

I can't stop enjecting myself with liquid lard! LARD! Holy shit dude my cats have bin bringing dead rats in for me to eat and thinking they're being my buds. But I just whitnessed some shit...SOME SHIT YO! This dead rat had this huge black magget crawl out of it! So I was all like Mr. spock give me a fuckn readin. So I looks her up in my antamology ( Read more... )

Gamera is full of meat! Gamera is really neat! That's why we love to eat! GAMERA!

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Holy shit! It's really hot in here! Woah baby! I think i'm gunna take my cloths off! Fuck Nelly ( Read more... )

Lspankypeg: Donny you will know true torment for I Kelslore! Will take your girl friends from you and have my way with them! and then I'l send you photos! And then I'l have my way with any of the virgins you have laying around your house ( Read more... )

Everyone I know goes away in the end.

There are no happy endings; because there are no endings.

It'sah ME! Ah Mario!

I'm so fuckin tired of this bullshit and the lies the fucking lying walls ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU! FUCKERS! YOU FUCKING FUCKO FUCKTARDS ( Read more... )