I applied to the clarion workshops. Clarion west has Chuck Palahniuk, Clarion San Diego features Kelly Link, Neil Gaiman and Nalo Hopkinson. I hope I can get in.

Last night while I was dozing off, some blonde chick walked into our house and into our room. Gee was at the computer, and I was naked on the bed kind of dazed. This blonde chick walks right into our room like she owned the place. She looked kind of confused and we asked her who she was. She apologized and then walked out. Crazy shit.

Aw, man. I read an incredibly funny thing on SA today. I've shared it with most of the real people I know, and now I'll share it with you digital made-up folks.

Teh Funny
From The Goons

Aw man, Kurt Vonnegut died Wednesday. He was my favorite author. I've read all but two or three of his books. He and Chuck Palahniuk really helped to shape my entire worldview. I never got around to reading his latest either, but man. I was so gay for that guy. I really wanted to someday meet him and beat him up. He was an old man, I know I ( Read more... )

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I keep waking up with really bad charlie horses. Usually it's confined to my right calf, but last night it was the left. They started after I began riding a bike to and from work everyday, sometimes two or three times back and forth every day. They also happen to coincide with drinking binges, but not always. Yeah, yeah, I thought it was the ( Read more... )

Lots of crazy shit has happened in the last few months. My mom died on new years,new years eve she had either a stroke or an aneurysm, and started throwing up and generally feeling shitty. I wasn't there that day, I was with Gee getting slightly hammered at her brother's place. We were about to open up some Soju when my brother knocked on the ( Read more... )

Soju is like korean jaegar, except that it doesn't make random girls show their titties.

Saw shortbus the other night. Awesome movie with or without the fucking. I heard people complain about the end, and yes, it was pretentious and heavy handed, but I thought it was kind of perfect, too. It certainly didn't look like anything was going to work out favorably for anyone, then it became absurdly optimistic and hopeful...which is ( Read more... )

Ooh, Chrome Children is awesome. For all my niggahs out there, for all who love hip hop and not the phoney phranchise, the new Stone's throw record is crazy-good. That's a weird little family there, masterminded by Peanut Butter Wolf it's got madlib, mf doom, and the other guys. Heehehe. It's really good. I don't know how to explain it. The ( Read more... )