OMG! I GET TO GO BE A MODEL NOW! WTF!?

I am, apparently, man-pretty.

The king of the political implosion, Doctor Howard Dean (a.k.a. "whaddya mean I can't screw this up? WATCH!") will now attempt to play Dr. Frankenstein. His attempt at breathing life to the lifeless will be, to be certain, amusing and filled with much yelling. Seriously, this guy makes libertarians look intelligent... and intelligent they ain't ( Read more... )

So, I am sitting here, after having written a bit, and done that whole "brain-use" thing, and I was taking a break and considering making myself presentable to the world. One of my steps in this process was looking at my own penis (don't ask). Anyway, I have mentioned before that life is meant to be humorous based upon the fact that the penis ( Read more... )

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Seriously, if I thought I could take you, I'd pull your heart out through your ass, you pompous freak ( Read more... )

Has anyone seen any previews or know of info regarding the new movie Alone in the Dark ( Read more... )

So I did this Myspace blitz-thing, where I now have friends and those-cleverly-misleading-me-into-false-senses-of-security-through-myspace-friendship. I'm...uh... confused by it, however. The fucking thing seems useless. I mean, okay, I now am parading about my friendships with people in this vaguely elitist manner... but it doesn't seem to *do ( Read more... )

::!ATTENTION!::!IMPORTANT ( Read more... )

Hmmmm. I was told I had not updated this thing in a bit. Thus: update ( Read more... )