A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help ( Read more... )

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Oh My God you have to hear this!

This is absolutely priceless.

Still SIK

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I don’t usually try to throw out the religion bone but it is Televangelists connected with, “The Multi-Century Club” that feel that they need to be hypocrites. They as the “Moral Majority” like to pass judgment on those of us who don’t believe in their bag of shit. OMG I am going to have a field day with this one! Hold on kids... And if I offend ( Read more... )

Attention! Attention! (Hammering Gavel On Podium) KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK ( Read more... )

OK My Red Vixen, Don't say it! Don't Think It ( Read more... )

If you would have asked me 25 years ago where I would be and what would I be doing when I reached 40 I would have said that I would have been getting ready for the “Old Folks Home”. Now that I am here I, of course do not think that way ( Read more... )

I thought this was an interesting outlook on an old addage.... from a Giraffe's point of view.

I hope you find humor in it as much as I did.

T.

http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/The-Five-Stages-Of-A-Giraffe-In-Quicksand.html

One day of happiness out of a year of expectations can be much more fulfilling than what you are expecting to achieve ( Read more... )

Rain and thunderstorms are few and far between during the hot months of summer. This would happen to be about 6 months on an average year. Any chance of meaningful rainfall would have to be now, the early months of spring, the rainy season in Texas ( Read more... )