"From George Washingtion who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton who couldn't tell the difference." -Jay Jay

I LOVE ME SOME JAY LENO.

LIVEJOURNAL! I found you today. And by that I mean that I read some old entries, and discovered lots that I had forgotten about. And that is why Laura loves journals ( Read more... )

Let me explain about camp. C-a-m-p, camp. Most kids go to summer camp when they're younger. Winnataska or Coleman or Cosby or wherever. I've been to all of the above. I was a camp kid, growing up. My summer memories consist of bunks beds, un-airconditioned cabins, hikes, canoes, cafeteria food, singing, telling ghost stories, playing cards, making ( Read more... )

Okay, I promise this will be my last rant before I abandon livejournal for another few months or so. This is just really bothering me. I've had so many people preach to me about this; I've had people claim that they couldn't be my "FRIEND" anymore because of this. First of all, my body = my business. Second of all, you're all incorrect idiots. =P ( Read more... )

Today was excellent, mostly because I took a nap and then I saw Happy Feet ( Read more... )

No such luck on the whole buying a notebook thing. I left my credit card in the ATM machine. I'm a fucking idiot. Too much coffee, not enough sleep. But I got it back, so I thought since someone has turned it in to the bank, that I hadn't been stolen from. Instead, I am thirty-three dollars in debt. Not anymore, though. But now I'm afraid to buy ( Read more... )

My journal ran out of pages and so that's why I'm back to this thing, I think. I could just go buy a new journal. Haha. You honestly think my laziness allows me to just get up and go do something without putting it off for atleast ten days? Why do I even bother keeping a journal? I don't have an interesting life, and if something interesting ( Read more... )

Heyy eljay. I'm tired. I also cannot sleep. Kind of like... eating icecream with mayonaise and ketchup and garlic sauce and chopped bananas and a bloody rat that's still twitching with the last stages of life. Not the best combination ( Read more... )

Livejournal, it has been too long. Here are some things about my life right now ( Read more... )

I know it's super uncool to update Livejournal nowadays, but honestly, there's nowhere else I feel like writing this. I certainly don't want to write it on Facebook or MySpace where everyone in the entire world can read it. And (I'm not sure how to make this sentence make sense, but I'm just gonna put it out there) I don't really want to write it ( Read more... )