During my last therapy session, my therapist snatched my file and let me read my psych report. Those psych reports really are bullshit, you know that? So here's what I have ( Read more... )

My New Year's resolution is going to be no different than it is any other year. Just to get my act together. Same old song. And by February, this will all be a vague memory of when I fooled myself into believing that I can change. So why haven't I changed my resolution? What if I decided that for the year 2005, I wanted to fail at everything and ( Read more... )

MyOwnTabulaRasa: Santa, I want a puppy for xmas
SantaClaus: Hey. You're back. Stretch that window and fire away.

MyOwnTabulaRasa: I want a puppy
SantaClaus: You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!

MyOwnTabulaRasa: tell santa
SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can ( Read more... )

Animal crackers have to be one of the best things to exist in the world today.

I got an academic warning in the mail the other day. I feel as though all odds are against me. I should go to the teacher and ask her what grade I need on the final to pass. But I have a feeling she'll be snotty about it. So I'm not doing that well compared to the rest of the class. But is it my fault that I'm 1 of 4 people that is taking the class ( Read more... )

We have to demand more
Not of each other
But more from ourselves