MIsguided

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been travelling in circles.
''We're lost!'' One of the hikers complained.

''And you said you were the best guide in the United States.''

''I am,'' the guide answered, '' but I think we may have wandered into

Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.

so im down in the south roosting like a cock, my arms neck and face is sunburnt like a mothafuck but its going good. so far i have put up a fence and fixed a dishwasher and bought a mp3 player. i been listening to the new red chord it's skantlessly brutal and ive been listening to mezmerize the new album from system of a down GOOD STUFF. this tiny ( Read more... )

i been ok, i got my guitar intunized and restrung with DR strings last weekend. and been wanting to jam but i been having no creative ideas. Trevor if you're reading do you want to goto as i lay dying thurday at headliners? back to the journal i saw a fucking good movie yesterday caldde "R.S.V.P." i recommed anybody rent it and watch it Jason Mewes ( Read more... )

i dont know how much more of this cold weather i can take this shit needs to stop. I cant wait for the t-shirts and shorts and tornado sirens. man im so sick of coming home to an empty house with no words to be said or things to be done, watching the news and hearing about mothers drowning their babies and a city full of empty minded drug junkies ( Read more... )

Q: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

A: Someone is going to lose a trailer.

yesterday i went out and bought EMG's for my ibanez guitar and went to FFD's live show at the i-rock 80's hair metal nightclub bar shithole with posters of girls in the bathroom and toothless bartenders HAHA, thank god i can walk now i was ready to shoot myself. I take for granted being able to drive and go out and have fun, I was getting ( Read more... )

so last night i went to see mudvayne at the magic stick which is a nightclub that only suites like 300 or 400 people if that, it was great to say the least. The band performed alone and the came out in black ninja outfits, it is probaly the going to be a long time before they will ever play a show like that. I was glad i got to see it. The next ( Read more... )

Studio Update: We know it's been a long time but the record is finally done. Thank you all for being so patient. Artwork is being handled by Paul Romano (Mastodon, Nasum) and the record will hit stores on May 17th ( Read more... )

today i woke up and played the guitar for an hour then went downstairs and watched this movie called "mr. 3000. It was alright not bad funny not sad, then i went out for dinner to my grandma's house not for the superbowl but for my aunt and uncle's anniversery. 25 years they been married, though they have been fighting lately and they didnt even ( Read more... )