Rent-a-cop guarding building finds bag on grounds. Puts it in lost and found. Three weeks later, they look inside and find a bomb. Did I mention this building is the FBI headquarters in Detroit ( Read more... )

The wedding ring that imprints "I'm Married" on your finger. Presumably targeted at women who know they're marrying a cheating scumbag and are going ahead with it anyway ( Read more... )

Remember: If you're going to give the police a false name, make sure you pick a name you know how to spell ( Read more... )

I scream, you scream, we all scream at the ice cream van man fights ( Read more... )

After 100 years under wraps, details of depraved sex acts by penguins during a polar exploration mission are finally published ( Read more... )

U.S. ends funding for Pakistani version of Sesame Street. Does this mean there won't be a Jihad Me Elmo ( Read more... )

RIP Sam J. Porcello, the guy who invented the filling in Oreo cookies ( Read more... )

Don't rail companies know that announcing conflicting reasons for delays just destroys their credibility ( Read more... )

I pity the fool who forgot to wish Mr. T a happy 60th birthday on Monday ( Read more... )

No, I'm not avoiding work by pissing about online. I'm fostering creative approaches to problem solving by allowing my mind to wander ( Read more... )