House-fic: None Here But Us Chickens

[silja_b]

None Here But Us Chickens

Rating: MH for Mostly Harmless. Also rated BC for Borderline Crack (and possibly NMP for Not Much Plot).
Disclaimer: House is owned by Fox and Bad Hat - not me. I'd have thought that'd be obvious.
A/N: Written for the Sick!House!Character Birthday Bonanza, beta'ed by my longsuffering flist and cross-posted liek woah! No

Comments

[blackmare]

How did I not see this before?

It's wonderful! Hilarious, how Wilson's blaming House for making himself sick, not realizing that he's as ill as House is and it's all his own fault.

Love this, and the Douglas Adams flavoring is juuuuust right. Funny thing, I was thinking of Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged just yesterday.

[silja_b]

Thanks for reading and yeah, I don't know what it is with me. I set out to write something and start channeling Arthur Dent *shrugs*

It's entirely possible that Wowbanger is my favourite Guide character. I wonder what would happen if he and Jack Harkness were to meet. He'd either leave poor Jack looking like a beached cod or he'd be flattened by medium-to-industrial strength flirting.