House-fic: None Here But Us Chickens

[silja_b]

None Here But Us Chickens

Rating: MH for Mostly Harmless. Also rated BC for Borderline Crack (and possibly NMP for Not Much Plot).
Disclaimer: House is owned by Fox and Bad Hat - not me. I'd have thought that'd be obvious.
A/N: Written for the Sick!House!Character Birthday Bonanza, beta'ed by my longsuffering flist and cross-posted liek woah! No

Comments

[hibernia1]

Ha, Wilson's stomach as well... Great story, love your House-voice. Thanks!

[silja_b]

Yep, it is a double birthday after all. Surely he couldn't escape *evil grin*.

Thanks for reading.

[geekygecko]

"If the next words out of your mouth are 'Vicodin' and not, say, 'don't worry House, I'm coming straight over bringing ginger ale and crackers and I'll clean up your bathroom while I'm there because I feel terribly guilty about poisoning you with putrid chicken'..."

Hee. That's so House. :)

Thanks for such a wonderful birthday story. *hearts you*

[silja_b]

*hearts you back*

I strive to please after all. And all the power tools made it into the story so the trip to the shed wasn't in vain *g*

[docpatholliday]

Thank you for that hilarious fic! I´m sitting in a café in Berlin and the people around me think I´m insane because I´m laughing loud (well, okay, I am insane but not this way...).

[med_anomaly]

Loved this. Thanks for sharing.

[imfreakinorange]

THAT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY!! OMG! you made my night!