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silver_ware

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Feb 15, 2005 22:19

I was visiting Anne Sullivan's house and her crazy cat decided to take a liking to me. Her mother explained this was because my "girl meter" is high, meaning I am or must be very feminine. This got me to thinking. How feminine am I, really ( Read more... )

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skb957 February 16 2005, 05:35:22 UTC

what an outrageous conversation. people that do drugs are weird.

windlinghat February 16 2005, 06:26:15 UTC

Sounds like DMT, or maybe DPT. Ummm.... yeah.

silver_ware February 16 2005, 13:38:21 UTC

DMT sounds right.

decaf_drama February 16 2005, 12:57:29 UTC

Who was it? I'm curious....and why exactly were you at Anne Sullivans house? I really miss her mother, she's great.

el_bandito30 February 16 2005, 14:06:35 UTC

"Girl Meter"? Do I have a Man Meter? That sounds like the 1-10 scale that guys put girls on when they're feeling chauvanist. (Though I prefer to use MilliHelens... remind me to explain that, it's funny.)

H+R Block got nothing on me... daelmon February 16 2005, 16:18:44 UTC

Yes. There is a "man meter", the Testometer. To calculate your testometer rating, follow this simple formula where X equals manliness:

X=(# of Nuts still attatched)x(# of Chicks Boned-# of Romantic Comedies Owned)+(Horsepower of Car/100)+(Penis Length in inches/4)-(# of Guys Kissed, unless to watch girls kiss)

Add 1 point for each of the following:
-If you have a picture of a naked woman somewhere visible in your house
-If you play guitar (well enought to play Stairway, at least)
-If you have ever personally blown something up intentionally
-If you can bench your own body weight or more
-If you have a beard longer than 1/4 in.(+2 if you could be in ZZ Top)

Subtract 1 point for each of the following:
-If you don't need to shave
-If you cry at any point during a movie
-If you know what a 'duvet' is
-If you use conditioner seperate from your normal shampoo
-If you dissaprove of "pissing contests", literally or figuratively
-If you have seen "Sex and the City" more than once (-2 if you watch it regularly)

My score, for example: 10.25

silver_ware February 16 2005, 23:32:01 UTC

My Testometer score is -14.

windlinghat February 17 2005, 03:39:27 UTC

I'm just shy of four if it makes you feel any better. I like to think of it as being in touch with my feminine side, or perhaps being that much closer to the Tao. Everyone else just seems to think I'm gay. I guess that having lost three points for kissing guys might lead them on a bit too.