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Wow. Stephen Colbert has enormous balls. Has anyone else seen his entire speech from the White House Correspondant's dinner? It's a fairly long speech, but worth your time just to see how uncomfortable Colbert makes everyone in the room by ripping George Bush to his face. Leave a comment 10(Untitled)
so it's less than 2 weeks away from my first 2 midterms, so here's a little class update with new rankings ( Read more... )uh, anybody wanna get high?
so this morning pdiddy told me a story about something that happened the night she had her show/band/concert deal in our basement. some guy that she knows that was here was downstairs and saw a long shiny silver object sticking out from a hole in the ceiling (there are lots of places in our basement where the ceiling tiles are broken/missing).... ( Read more... )"I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay."
so apparently when my mom got home from work today there was a message on the answering machine from officer something-or-other from the LAPD. according to my him, my father's credit card number was involved in some sort of sketchy situation. the LAPD had arrested some guy for reasons unknown to me right now, and this guy was in possession of a ( Read more... )if i could think of three lines
so im back from california...i have all kinds of fun stories and pictures that i will eventually post when im not so lazy. i must say this was by far the most alcohol-tastic family get-together i can remember.
hmm, im not feeling so lazy so perhaps i will recount the trip now. ( the whole deal started off with a bang, to say the least. )Holy update!
15 days ( Read more... )maybe if the catfish was in my bathtub
tonight im going to no shame with my sister, and tomorrow im going to the dance gala with my siser. byram power!!
i haven't seen anybody since forever ago. this whole 'getting up at 6:45am 6 out of 7 days a week to go to work' thing is problematic.
19 days!!!!"I'm the father."
22 days.
So if any of you haven't seen the movie "Saved!" i would highly recommend it. It's a religious satire with some pretty good one-liners, for example:
mother: "I keep trying to remind myself that when Jesus closes a door, he opens a window."
daughter: "Yeah, so we have something to jump out of."Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint?
24 days ( Read more... )
