awww... poor fish. I'm sorry... Wait, do you know anyone with a pet piranha? geez. I don't know the most humane way to kill a fish, but I hope if he must die soon, it is relatively painless. Yeah, maybe the food chain death is the most humane. Who knows. This was a long winded way of saying, my condolences for your sick little fishy. Also, a weird sidenote: my ex-stepdad always told me never to name our fish, because they would die sooner, or some superstitious nonsensical bullshit like that. This dude also once threw away my backpack (yes, that's right, THREW IT AWAY, in the garbage can) because I left it in the middle of the floor. Anyway. You should probably come back to IC soon. Eh?
I'll be back for the summer in IC next Saturday. Hanging out is definitely necessary.
As far as the piranha goes. Yes, I do know someone with a pet piranha. It's name is Fluffy. And believe me, thinking of a humane way to kill a fish is really hard because you can't exactly give it a lethal injection. I have, however, had the suggestion that I throw a toaster into the bowl and have it be electrocuted.
I'm sorry about your fish. I spose feeding him to a piranha would allow him to be a part of the ecosystem or something....it seems more natural than flushing him down the toilet or somthing like that. When I was in 3rd grade and a couple of my fish died we burried them in the garden. It was probably kind of excessive, but they were good fish.
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Wait, do you know anyone with a pet piranha? geez.
I don't know the most humane way to kill a fish, but I hope if he must die soon, it is relatively painless.
Yeah, maybe the food chain death is the most humane. Who knows.
This was a long winded way of saying, my condolences for your sick little fishy.
Also, a weird sidenote: my ex-stepdad always told me never to name our fish, because they would die sooner, or some superstitious nonsensical bullshit like that.
This dude also once threw away my backpack (yes, that's right, THREW IT AWAY, in the garbage can) because I left it in the middle of the floor.
Anyway.
You should probably come back to IC soon. Eh?
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As far as the piranha goes. Yes, I do know someone with a pet piranha. It's name is Fluffy. And believe me, thinking of a humane way to kill a fish is really hard because you can't exactly give it a lethal injection. I have, however, had the suggestion that I throw a toaster into the bowl and have it be electrocuted.
Oh, and I'm sorry about your backpack, Emily.
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the human way to kill a fish:
get some vodka, and slowly pour it bit by bit into the tank. fishy will get trashed, then die of liver failure, won't feel a thing.
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