i definitely just bought some christmas presents for myself from ben. during this time of year, or in fact, nearing any time where it's totally acceptable for me to get gifts, i enjoy buying myself things and then giving them to ben to give back to me. you know, i want the family to think he's got good taste and shit ( Read more... )

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i had a cunty customer today complain about me, to me. i don't pretend to think that my regular customers actually remember me. in fact, several of my regulars that i've seen outside of starbucks haven't recognized me because i'm just another face that supplies the useless shit they want to buy. i completely accept that ( Read more... )

so, gabe is driving me fucking insane ( Read more... )

dear omar:

GOOD JOB LOSING #TOOL.

my best friend is in dire need of help.

she and her family have never, ever been caught up on bills but it was okay because they were happy. she has a young daughter and doesn't work so she can stay home and take care of her, but her husband is about to get the axe at work (his entire department, not just him) and they will lose their apartment ( Read more... )

so, i "crossed that bridge" or whatever euphamism i used. was it mountain? yeah, i think so. it was so -fucking hot- the day that we moved. there was an heat advisory because it was over 100 and super humid and they were all "don't do things outside if you're old 'cause you'll prolly die!" and no one came to help us move (only a few people had ( Read more... )

it creates a lot of emotions.

when you hear from me again, i will be on the other side of this mountain.

clearly, i'm partial to the east coast. but i have a friend that claims west coast wins. let's get down to the bottom of this, shall we ( Read more... )

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