X-Men: First Class fic - Assassination (It's Not For Everyone)

Aug 21, 2011 20:59

I'm. Still not sure how this happened. I blame the gaysplosion that is the new X-Men movie.

Also, no one told me how hard trying to be funny is. I now have even more respect for Terry Pratchett than I already had.

Anyway ...

Title: Assassination (It's Not For Everyone) 1/?
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Pairing: Charles/Erik (oh, like I can even ( Read more... )

professor x is a nerd (a sexy nerd), two guns makes everything less kinky, men with guns are not hot, why so hot magneto, sanity was never an option, i'm making it up as i go along, what is this i don't even, adorable lab rats (who kill for a living, what is my life, kink memes are the shit, charles/erik, assassin au, how is this real, i blame james mcavoy, except for when they are, fic, and that fassbender kid, i was drunk when i wrote this, xmfc, crackity-crack-crack, mystique is badass yo, so many tags, they totally started it

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disbelief11 September 4 2011, 03:53:57 UTC
Erik could’ve handled the improbable weapons skills, and he probably could’ve handled the sarcasm without too much trouble. But this? This obnoxious, snarky badass with pissed off baby-blues and a gun still cooling in each hand?

Erik is pretty sure he’s in love.

Heh. We are too, Erik, we are too. You and your perfect knife-hiding self should go on over across the hallway!

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OP is sill flabergasted ascoolsuchasi September 4 2011, 16:51:15 UTC
BLARGHTGDOJFDTUSDFGHJKOMKDV

I KNOW I'VE TOLD YOU THIS IS STILL BETTER THAN I EXPECTED. ALWAYS BETTER. LOVELY. OTHER ADJECTIVES THAT I CAN"T COME UP WITH.

GAH. I LOVE YOU. EVERYTHING IS PERFECTION AND NOTHING HURTS, except t=for those that died. lol, stupid fucking Cain.

/READING THIS FOREVER/

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Re: OP is sill flabergasted silverdawn89 September 5 2011, 22:08:43 UTC
I'M SORT OF STUNNED THAT YOU LIKED THIS ENOUGH TO READ IT TWICE. AND ALSO THAT YOU COMMENTED AGAIN. YAY COMMENTS.

IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU THIS FIC WOULD NOT EXIST - well. There'd probably be about 1000 words that would have been buried in my hard-drive. BUT YES. ALL THE LOVE GOES TO YOU FOR REQUESTING THIS AND LIGHTING A FIRE IN MY PANTS BRAIN.

Yeah, let's all laugh at Cain, what a douche :D

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Re: OP is sill flabergasted ascoolsuchasi September 5 2011, 22:49:25 UTC
UGH, so glad I prompted this too!

ALL THE LOVE GOES TO YOU FOR HAVING THIS COME TO FRUITION.

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aldehyde September 5 2011, 19:09:09 UTC
omg i am flailing over this fic right now. i want to quote all the funny bits but then i'd be quoting this entire first section. so um, i'll refrain. OMG SO GOOOOODDDDD!

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silverdawn89 September 5 2011, 21:57:17 UTC
No really, quote away. I'm just narcissistic enough to think that'd be awesome :)

Thank you, bb!

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