Ethan and I both have swine flu.

Awesome.

A few pointless things ( Read more... )

So I stopped taking Yaz, the pill I was on that made me a crazy, combative, shrewish bitch (I say that like you people would know this, but considering I haven't posted about it, you don't... there needs to be an RSS feed directly to my brain. Let's cut out the middleman! Who needs a computer ( Read more... )

I just told my desperately-wants-to-be-a-nudist son, who was lounging indolently around the house in nothing but a pair of socks, to put some clothes on.

He answered with "So girls don't laugh at me?"

I really thought I had a few more years before he started worrying about what girls think of him...

It's awesome to catch up with old friends. I didn't realize how much I missed them until I did.

Role Models is a fairly hilarious movie with great one-liners. I highly recommend you go see it. Seeing it after a couple of drinks is even better.

Off to finish cleaning up before we have people over tonight...

That's what I wanted to see.

I'm proud to be alive to see this day.

And I can't wait to see tomorrow, either.

Stayed home from school today. Ethan was coughing all night and his nose has been running since yesterday. I do believe I've been had, though, ladies and gentlemen; although this morning he gave me his very best croaky-voice-and-sick-boy act, complete with the deadly helpless looks, he is now darting around the house like he's on crack and ( Read more... )

Reposted from the Flist. Holy hell, if you've ever played d&d, this is hilarious.

( Are there any girls there? )

So, my stupid ass didn't get into bed until 2 am last night, and I think I may have undercooked the chicken we had for dinner-- from about 2:30 on Ethan had me up every hour, either because of nightmares or because his stomach was bothering him. He kept feeling like he needed to throw up but couldn't, poor baby.  Thankfully around 6 am I turned it ( Read more... )