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I am scared of whales and dolphins. I realise that this fear is a bit irrational (except for that time I ran into one in a public washroom and it looked at me funny) and so I decided to do a bit of checkin' up these evilevilbadbadbad cetacean scaries. I kid you not, looking at pictures of them online makes me look behind my shoulder. I am not so ( Read more... )

I can't get over the idea that it would be so fabulous if someone could just snatch me up and roll me in cabbage leaves and bake me in their oven of love. So far I've an oven and someone. Crikey.

The skin on my shoulders is peeling. It is truly the summer of my twenty-fifth year. I am living in picturesque Victoria suddenly as well. I have felt more sorry for myself in the past, but now I'm dry-heaving it up. There may perhaps be nothing left. I don't know whywhywhy and I never will need to ( Read more... )

I've never been one to write down my thoughts in any sort of timely fashion. Makes me wonder if people livejournal regularly moreso or just leave it until they're bored one day. I am overtired from working a night shift and it's 8am. Always fun ( Read more... )

Well... Living in Van. Working the works for work - Just a matter of time until I spill scalding beverage all over you or fuck up your hair. Been a bit of a whirlwind, if not a ride since the end of February. In fact, it was so much to deal with, I think part of my brain died and fell away - Much like part of MJ's face. Luckily, we have bondo and ( Read more... )

I have feelings. I used to think there was only one, usually hiding in that black cavern where a heart might usually be. Anyways, they get in the way. When you have to give someone some information about a relationship they're kinda in with you, and nothing comes out of your fingers but some codswallop about breaking up with people as some sort of ( Read more... )

Had some thoughts that I though would be fun to have such bloggetry spool about a webserver prior to myself getting ready for work. I think I'm anxious about all the shit that going on in my life - Not like everything on the verge of catastrophe at all, but things seep through my mind far too much. When it comes down to rationale and logic, stuff ( Read more... )

Your Penis Name is: Ivan the Terrible

Get your own Penis Name
Well, that pretty much says it all. Today's lesson is that you shouldn't fuck with people's hearts - or their Ivan the Terrible. I have had a few apple/pineapple martinis and feel like I may have pulled a muscle in my back ( Read more... )