Massive Post of Silly
John Moore Says: (soon to be x-posted to john_moore_says)
"Antioch, probably the Las Vegas of antiquity."
"...they have these cute little skirts on..." (I have no idea what we were talking about.)
"It's not hostility. Mountains aren're hostile."
"...whole continents full of people who are crazy!"
"We must've been cute when we had tails!" (gleefully)
Rohrbacherisms:
"...refutation, because I think he read the history wrong." (about Foucault)
"...lion-on-a-tripod sex..."
Wealthy Romans had mansions "and poor Romans live in a little wooden box."
On sexual metaphors involving seed, plowing, planting, and furrows: "They're an agricultural people, they say this kind of stuff!"
"Oh, you've poked me so many times. I need a hug to feel better."
"They're just wild, goaty, hairy things." (on satyrs)
"It's not that funny compared with pubis shaving, which is a riot."
"...but wouldn't that be what I'd say if I were trying to colonize your brains."
"See that cliff?!? It's signed 'The Emperor'!"
"In terms of dog-ownership/cat-ownership, I'm kind of bi."
"Backstreet fuckers...it's a boy band."
"Buggery, sodomy, other words that end in 'y' from 19th century penal codes."
...and Others!:
Carrie Benes: "Medieval Italy! Look, it's urban!"
Lauren: "Hi, I'm Jesse. I live in your wallet."
My uncle, Alan: "This is all mimed, right. And...they're blue." (on Blue Man Group)
Me: Every time you flush a toilet, a squirrel dies. [...] Maybe it's like Prometheus, one squirrel every time.
Maggie: Every time you flush a toilet, Harry the Squirrel dies.
Watch Demetri Martin!! He's funny! "Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." How can you resist that?
Yays.
"Antioch, probably the Las Vegas of antiquity."
"...they have these cute little skirts on..." (I have no idea what we were talking about.)
"It's not hostility. Mountains aren're hostile."
"...whole continents full of people who are crazy!"
"We must've been cute when we had tails!" (gleefully)
Rohrbacherisms:
"...refutation, because I think he read the history wrong." (about Foucault)
"...lion-on-a-tripod sex..."
Wealthy Romans had mansions "and poor Romans live in a little wooden box."
On sexual metaphors involving seed, plowing, planting, and furrows: "They're an agricultural people, they say this kind of stuff!"
"Oh, you've poked me so many times. I need a hug to feel better."
"They're just wild, goaty, hairy things." (on satyrs)
"It's not that funny compared with pubis shaving, which is a riot."
"...but wouldn't that be what I'd say if I were trying to colonize your brains."
"See that cliff?!? It's signed 'The Emperor'!"
"In terms of dog-ownership/cat-ownership, I'm kind of bi."
"Backstreet fuckers...it's a boy band."
"Buggery, sodomy, other words that end in 'y' from 19th century penal codes."
...and Others!:
Carrie Benes: "Medieval Italy! Look, it's urban!"
Lauren: "Hi, I'm Jesse. I live in your wallet."
My uncle, Alan: "This is all mimed, right. And...they're blue." (on Blue Man Group)
Me: Every time you flush a toilet, a squirrel dies. [...] Maybe it's like Prometheus, one squirrel every time.
Maggie: Every time you flush a toilet, Harry the Squirrel dies.
Watch Demetri Martin!! He's funny! "Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." How can you resist that?
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