Margaret and I discussed to-do lists. Eyebrows and nails were on mine. Then we complimenting each other on having immaculatedly manicured eyebrows, nicely shaped natural lines, not too thin. We discussed our past horrors of eyebrow obsession and how both of our mothers came to the rescue by saying "you know you won't have any eyebrows left if you ( Read more... )

exhausted ( Read more... )

These are the spots in your love feasts, while they feast with you without fear, serving only themselves. they are clouds without water, carried about by winds; late autumn trees without fruit, twice dead, pulled up by the roots; raging waves of the sea, foaming up thier own shame; wandering stars for whomis reserved the blackness of darkness

Four weeks and counting, the peanut butter crisis continues. Customers return mostly empty jars of Peter Pan peanut butter to get a refund from Wegmans, just in case their peanut butter was accidentally poisoned with salmonella. Every day for the past four weeks the cart full of mostly empty jars has been just outside the back doors into the ( Read more... )

began with Humanæ VitæHe explained it and went on to say ( Read more... )

my fantasy team is beautiful, sort of.

( the drivers )

The house is full of Aunts. They have taken over my room and my sister's. Two of my fingers are bandaged in blue band-aids due to work injuries. But all that's beside the point ( Read more... )

"There's no problem too large that I can't run away from it."

-John

(from tango)

John gave me a red, heart shaped box of candy last night. He had been given it a couple hours before by Donna. He intimated to me that it might be poisoned. I suggested that maybe I should try a piece or two to make sure it was safe for him. He said that after my death he would know to only have candy tested by people he didn't like ( Read more... )

was in a car accident again. rear ended the guy who stopped to fast getting on 590 at the winton rd entrance ( Read more... )