Still alive!

[silverskytears]

I'm trying to figure out some kind of derogatory term I can use to refer to those of you who have two operational legs. "walkers" doesn't sound right, and neither does "two-leggers", so I'm still in pursuit of finding a suitably insulting term for everyone who isn't a crip. Because I am a class act

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[myaim]

Ambies ?

[silverskytears]

not bad, not bad

[rooshianmafia]

Ambies... i like it.
Or BiPeds! Or Peds?

[silverskytears]

bipeds is kinda fun actually. peds are just the people i yell at when they cross roads outside of the crosswalk :)

[phoenixawe]

Perhaps (going with the one-legged pirate theme) "fishbait." Or just say "Arrr" whenever you see one of the normies. Hope you can hold your "r" for a long time.

However, specificity, accuracy, plausibility, and diction are generally not priorities in this sort of endeavor; I'm sure you could find a properly insulting term, even if you cannot find the proper insulting term. Good luck.

[silverskytears]

I like the Arrrrrr. It is more confusing than a directly insulting term and therefore might be a lot more fun . . .

I should probably learn how to derive enjoyment from something that is not related to frightening people.

[phoenixawe]

Perhaps. Seems to me, though, that if your source of enjoyment really is frighten-able strangers then your happiness will be pretty stable and secure for the foreseeable future. Doesn't seem like that bad of a system. Maybe God disagrees, but he hasn't told me so yet.