So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby.

I'm getting it together.

Constantly wet boots are no good. Trenchfoot iminent. drinking is great.
so is/are: cool hand luke
crossword puzzles
never talking to hippies
sleep
not smelling like smoke in the morning
attempting to get my shit together
doing responsible stuff tomorrow
margaritas

joke's on me.
going on a blind date from the internet tomorrow.

hilarity ensuing and all that.

distrait.

working in tennis shoes and dr scholls is amazing.

edit: there's a whole lot of awkward in the near future.

this is only a guess.

"Given Washington Democrats' unprecedented spending binge, this is like announcing you're going on a diet after winning a pie-eating contest," said Michael Steel, a spokesman for House Minority Leader John Boehner."

mmmmmm. pie.

the following was in an email my mom sent me:

You are almost old enough to give me a baby...just saying.

i haven't lived in a room by myself in over a year ( Read more... )

i am being responsible today. i got an i.d. so tomorrow i can buy books. i have an appointment with my gwss advisor. i'm going to get paperwork and shit together after that. i'm going to cash checks and move shit. and sleep in my giant, ridiculously expensive room and live it up while i still have white people money ( Read more... )

i'm really excited about my class?