Pimpology101 - Okra's Book Club

Dec 19, 2006 11:06

Okra’s Book Club with special guest Don Lothario



This is the Don. I have left you all for such a long time and the Don is not one to neglect his flock or his ladies! For this holiday season, the Don wanted to share his experience on the Okra Show! It was great fun. If you missed watching the show due to work or an intense woowho session, here’s a link that replays the show for your viewing pleasure.



Transcript from the recent Okra Show:
Okra’s Book Club with special guest Don Lothario



(Audience Applause)



Thank you. I’m very, very excited about today’s show! Ladies, this is the day we all have been waiting on. Our latest Book Club entry has soared to the top of the Sim Times Bestseller List and has been voted the Best Self-Help Books of the year! The hot young author is here to discuss his series!!! Let’s take a look at this video.

(ROLL VIDEO-NARRATED BY OKRA)


Born years ago in a little town called Plesantview, a man set out on a mission.
“It started with a simple mission, to help others in the land of love. I realized it was my calling in life.”
Don Lothario set his pen in motion and wrote his first book, “Pimpology 101 - How to Be A Player in 8 Easy Steps.”



“It was such a great feeling to share my relationship success with others.”
Don has enjoyed a world-wind success with several volumes of the “Pimpology 101” series giving tips on everything from successful dates to maintaining multiple relationships. With 5 books under his belt, the Don is revolutionizing how we look at dating and relationships.



Raul: “I’m just so happy now that I’ve read the Don’s books. I’m working on my own flock of loves! He is so wise and speaks only the truth! I’m never lonely now that I know how to be Pimptastic! I’m so happy!!”
(End Video back to Okra)



Okra: Are you all ready! The time has arrived!!! Allow me to introduce the author of the Pimpology 101 series. MR. DON LOTHARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Don: Thank you, thank you. So many beautiful ladies, the Don is humbled. Thank you.
Okra: Don, thank you so much for coming to the show today. It’s really a pleasure having you here and may I add even more handsome in person.



Don: Okra, thank you. You are making the Don blush!
Okra: (Giggles) I feel like a schoolgirl back in Simmisee. Don, you know that women and men all around have benefited from your series. Explain to us how you came up with the concept?



Don: I drew inspiration from my life. I have had many ladies that have brought me joy. I thought to myself, self, why not share the things that have made you such a dating success. Who wants to be sitting at home lonely? I felt it was best to bring truth to those that were seeking companionship and give them meaningful ways to succeed.



Okra: Do you really live by all the tips you’ve given?. There are over 20 tips spread across all the books. Will that really help a person reach their full “pimpability”as you call it?
Don: Okra, you know you are such a beautiful lady. Especially when you wore that red gown to that awards show.
Okra: Oh Don! Now I’m blushing, ladies!



Don: Stedham, watch out! Seriously, to answer your question, I only write about things I have experienced. People tend to read self-help books thinking that they are fixed by the final chapter. Life isn’t like that and neither is pimping. It’s not only an art, it’s a way of life! A new way of thinking, a new way to face relationships! I stand by the belief that any man or woman can, with practice, reach their full pimp potential. Remember everyone, practice does make perfect even in the pimp game!



Okra: Don, you are so wise. Let’s take a break and we’ll be right back.



(Commercial Break)



Okra: Today we are talking with the DON!!!!! Don, for our viewers, break down what you mean by being a pimp.
Don: It is in no way a dirty thing done to gain money by using women inappropriately. Women naturally outnumber men and they are like flowers that need to be tended. I, the Don, am the gardener that wants to treat each of his flowers with care. One thing to remember when you say “pimp,” it is just a fancy way of calling yourself that gardener.



(Audience Member: I LOVE YOU DON!)
Don: Oh, you are so sweet. The Don loves you too!



Okra: Don, here’s a question that has been on my mind since your first book. Negale and I talk and we’ve always wondered how one man can have SO many women and not get mixed up! Do you really keep in touch with all of these women now?
Don: Of course! Each of the Don’s ladies has a special place in my heart. Some I may only see once a month and some every few days, it depends on our chemistry and of course my scorecards. But believe me, I care for them all and don’t want them to be lonely. I have my favorites but the Don tries to be there for them all. I wish I could clone myself to give them all equal doses of the Don.
Okra: (giggles) Don, if you were cloned…
Don: Yes, it might be too much man to handle I know.



(Audience Member - I can handle it DON! Two of you would be great!!!!!)



Okra: Well its obvious why your books have topped the Sims 100 Reading Lists. I asked the Don to share a view of his home with you. We have exclusive video from the Don’s house!!!! Let’s take a look!

(Roll Video)



Don (giving tour): Okra, welcome to my home. This is the humble abode where the magic happens and ladies are pleased. This is my front yard where romantic picnics take place. Where we can gaze at the stars as we roll around under the cover of night. Such romantic things happen here.



You may even find me here sharing a cozy moment in the hot tub. There is always room for more ladies, but I try to keep it down to one at a time.



Here’s the living room where we can light a cozy fire and have a sip of wine. I’ll play a tune and sing to my ladies. What a great way to set the mood for woowho!



Before our meal, which my wonderful lady that knows how to cook may serve the Don, we can slip to the backyard for a cozy cuddle by the lake. This is where the Don often ponders the things that matter, like what ratings to give my new ladies.


Upstairs we have the master bedroom room where the real magic happens and much woowho occurs. Don’s den of love! So many have been here and so many more want to come. Okra, I’m just waiting to see you here too. I hope you enjoyed your tour of my home. Until we meet in person ladies, cheers!

(End Video)



Okra: After those sexy shirtless shots, we need to take a break! We’ll be right back!

Continue to Part II Here

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