The Mrmpfle Legacy: Chapter 1.5
Hello again. Fancy meeting you here. *wink* What's a pretty little thing like you doing down in this neck a the woods eh? Fancy a drink?
... *cough*
Okay. Not really sure what that was about. Anyway. Moving on. I've got a new update! Go team Anna!! :D
previously: Gage, Peanut and Squishy moved to Riverview. Gage was threatened by the local Cartel and Squishy became a toddler. And Anna realised she takes too many pictures.
previous: 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4
We'll start this episode off with a healthy dose of toddler spam. Because I'm in love with this kid. :')
Boop! ♥ His face, it is huggable. Definitely a trait he picked up from Gage.
Speaking of Gage, he now has enough mastery in ninja-ness to be able to meditate. I think it's a good thing for him.
Peanut continues to allow the local art museum to fund her lifestyle.
Peanut: Hee hee hee! I'm so gonna make it rich by stealing this crappy post- HEY! Stop making me say shit I'm not saying! *glares at Anna*
Anna: Well it's what you should have said you criminal mastermind you.
Peanut: So, Anna tells me she wants us to have another baby.
Gage: Does that mean we get to play find the sock?
Peanut: Gage, you know it's not really called that right?
Gage: Yea, but I like it better this way.
Peanut: ....
I know I condoned this course of action for Peanut and Gage but I suddenly feel very guilty for leaving Squishy trapped in his crib.
Anna: Why so sad bb?
Squishy: I don't like the way that plant is looking at me. It's out to get me! I know it!
And thus begins a long tradition of Squishy revealing his hatred of the outdoors.
This is just to show that Peanut does sometimes go to work.
And the she came home and started teaching Squishy how to walk.
I absolutely adore the learning to walk animations ^^
As an aside, Gage was always the one to get the wish to teach the kids to walk or talk but since Peanut was home, she started everything. Poor thing, she did all the work and he got all the credit. Tsk tsk.
Peanut: My life is hard ducky. I totally empathize with little orphan Annie.
Anna: I feel awkward now...
Gage is still plugging away with his garden.
...yea. I'm sure when I took this picture I was like "LOL! LEAVES! hurrr. I'm a durrr." Or something along the lines of that..bBut now I'm just like. "0_o wtf?" sooooo. I'm trying to run with it okay? Sheesh! Thank you for trying to ruin my carefully crafted plan! D:
BABIES!
Peanut: I hate this plan.
Anna: YOU DON'T GET A SAY! BABIES! :'D
Peanut: I like this part though. Gage my love, we're going to have another baby!
Gage: *snore*doctor's billszzZZzzdamn.
Anna: Know what? You're Canadian by association so I don't know what he's whining about. Hooray baby bonus?
Squishy: Anna, will you protect me?
Anna: Sure thing kid, what am I protecting you from? Meteors? Aliens? The impending zombie apocalypse?
Squishy: *points*
Anna: Ah. I see. Nature...
Peanuts: Let me tell ya something about the world Squishy. Once, books were everywhere! They were so popular, and everyone loved reading.
Peanut: And then the evil computer came and ruined everything for everyone.
Anna: A little hypocritical of you, I think.
Squishy was more interested in hiding from the outdoors and less interested in the debate of books vs. computers. I feel like he would be pro indoor activity though.
What's that you say? Can you have more toddler spam? Why yes! You can! Thanks for asking :D
I managed to save up and add a second story to the house. Peanut likes to stand in what will become Squishy's room rubbing her belly. It's pretty adorable.
I know I was teasing earlier that Gage isn't an involved father but he really is. He spends any time he can with Squishy.
Everybody all together now: awwwwwwww.
Gage: Holy shit this book is amazing!
Squishy: Daddy, can we turn the page n-
Gage: *ignores* OMG IS THAT A SNAKE?!
Peanut: Lifting toddlers is really hard when you're heavily pregnant!
Gage: Yay manual labour!
Sims get so excited about birthdays. I love it. I wish everyone got this excited about birthdays.
Squishy: Sooooo, what do I do now?
Anna: I believe you sparkle and pop and turn into a child.
Anna: ...I said sparkle and pop not look adorable! Gah! You never do anything I say!! Lousy, good for nothing child!
Finally the boy does as he's told.
Lol. Sparkle butt ^^
BAM!MOTHERFUCKER! That kid just GREW UP! *gangsta hand signs y'all*
Anna: You have a habit of growing up looking creepy, you know that?
Squishy: *is unimpressed*
Speaking of unimpressed. Gage and Peanut were totally disinterested in the explosion of their firstborn child.
Gage: Yes, it's percolating well. Soon it will be complete!
Peanut: Now who's talking about eating babies hmm? Cause it's certainly not me.
Squishy: No really guys. I don't care. It's not like it's important or anything. Just mah birthday. No biggie.
Squishy after a makeover. I really like his look. I think he's a healthy balance of his parents.
Squishy: Okay so, I know what you're going to say but in my defense. It totally was not my fault.
Anna: What wasn't your fault?
Anna: Ah. I see.
Squishy: Like I said, not my fault.
Well I just came in here to get a picture of you cute little...hmm. Nevermind. That sounds creepy and pedo-ish. MOVING ON!
BIRTHING FACE!
Peanut: Stop being happy! I'm in pain!
Anna: Ah cry me a river. Sim birth is easy as pie. Or cupcakes. Or something really easy. It's as easy as a $5 hooker. Oh! Badoom-chu.
My bad jokes aside, Peanut gave birth, and you'll notice Gage in the background. He remembered his wife's threats last time and met her at the hospital. They had a bouncing little boy and his name is Porkchop. Porkchop is neurotic and easily impressed, he likes latin, crepes and purple.
So that's all for this update! I think I have two more ready to go, maybe one. We'll see. I do have a penchant for taking too many pictures. Hope you guys enjoyed it though! And as usual, thanks to all you SWGers for all your support and just for being so awesome. ♥