Comments | simply_paul: House Is A Mess, Squirrel Gets Stabbed In Face

simply_paul

House Is A Mess, Squirrel Gets Stabbed In Face

Oct 11, 2005 10:57

I came back to my house after thanksgiving only to find that it was torn apart. At first inspection, I was the only one home, so something came in over the weekend ( Read more... )

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st_justin October 11 2005, 15:35:03 UTC

I thought the only things vegetarians knew how to say were "cows are people too!" and "eat soy!"

Oh, and "pass the bong!"

Hippies.

shiftingpath October 11 2005, 16:57:27 UTC

SCREW YOU HIPPIES!

simply_paul October 11 2005, 20:49:30 UTC

BAADAGLAAANAAABAAH!!!

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st_justin October 11 2005, 15:37:52 UTC

I'd be pissed too. The only shit and piss I want on my bed is MY shit and piss.

thelastdays October 11 2005, 16:15:06 UTC

i'm proud.
i hate the sight of blood but the squirrel fucker had to pay.
lousy london and it's fucked up wild animals.

simply_paul October 11 2005, 16:22:33 UTC

FINALLY!

SOMEone understands.

thelastdays October 11 2005, 16:38:39 UTC

fuck i see skunks all the time and instead of running away they follow you.
same with squirrels.
instead of running away in fear like normal squirrels do they come closer.
it's like they're on some sort of london crack or something!

st_justin October 11 2005, 19:31:51 UTC

A skunk used to live under my front step. Apparently they're more docile than cats, and make better pets. Assuming you can de-stinkify them.

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raccoonbonapart October 11 2005, 19:27:36 UTC

Squirrels are scary and dirty and evil.

st_justin October 11 2005, 19:32:22 UTC

They sound like migrant farmworkers.

simply_paul October 11 2005, 20:48:43 UTC

They also make weird noises when you stab them.

...also like migrant farmworkers.

st_justin October 11 2005, 21:17:47 UTC

I saw a hawk carry off a dead squirrel on Sunday, from about twenty feet away.

Maybe if the condors weren't extinct, they'd be carrying off Jamaicans and Mexicans.

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