I am still hungover. In light of that, and other atrocities that I won't get into here, I am hereby not drinking anymore.

I shit you not. I am even giving away what remains of my booze.

I might not be writing here anymore, but if I do, it probably won't be quite as entertaining. For this, I apologize. I just can't do this to myself anymore.

I'm still drunk ( Read more... )

I just had my biochemistry exam about... an hour ago. Technically, it's just finishing now, however, I have more important business:

You guessed it-- getting drunk.

...and eating bacon.

Not only that, I'm getting drunk by myself because it's a monday and everyone else has things to do. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have serious drinking to do.


( Read more... )

Here are the house climbing pictures. Enjoy.


( Read more... )

I came back to my house after thanksgiving only to find that it was torn apart. At first inspection, I was the only one home, so something came in over the weekend ( Read more... )

I haven't written for a while, thus, I have much to write about. Luckily, I have written down things that have happened to me, (albeit messily, as I wrote them while drunk).

----------------------------------------

Thursday: Kittie Plays at Call the OfficeAbout a week and a half before this, Luke asked me if I wanted to see Kittie. I responded ( Read more... )

Last night was the party at Tiff's house, otherwise known as "The Cottage". I don't know why it's called this, really, it just looks like a house to me. But whatever ( Read more... )

People just get in my way, for some reason. I don't know what it is, but fucktards seem to like to crowd around on sidewalks, in walkways, et cetera. Today was pretty bad, for instance, leaving the cafeteria in the physics building today, the only exit was blocked by two people having a conversation ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting here again, with nothing to do. I suppose I could be reading my textbooks or something, but really, why would I want to do that? Here's where some people would say "but Paul, don't you want to pass? omgwtf?" To you I say fuck off, I'll pass eventually ( Read more... )

Victory is mine! We got the internet yesterday at our new house. (By 'we' I mean my housemates and I ( Read more... )