So yeah... I'm losing two of my best friends to work, school, and a bright future. wtf, mate? Both Robyn and Jon have left for sunnier fields and brighter plains or whatever, at least for a while. Robyn's gone back to Moses Lake for job corps until late July or something, and Jon's gone off to college in Montana until who knows when ( Read more... )

So the family got new phones and a new plan. So I now have something far more sophisticated than the cup-and-string that I had before. So yay for me, being able to spend more quality time developing tumors or cancer or whatever these things are willing to shell out. The 3 best things about it are as follows ( Read more... )

Can a get I moment of silence for comedian/actor Rodney Dangerfield?

The following was viciously snatched from Acy, who was wet, naked, and felt that he had to say "moose penis ( Read more... )

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Just wanted to wish a very special 30th birthday to Acy, may you receive everthing that you want, need, and desire.
And it just so happens that it's the birthday of another special/odd individual today: me. So happy birthday to myself as well.

Okay, so fuck whatever I said in my last post about posting every weekend. I've realized that that just won't happen and that I like being a bit more random about it ( Read more... )

I've decided that, like my sister, I'm going to start doing weekly updates, because that seems like the easiest way to plot down what's happened in my life, of which I am continuously assured that people care about, with any sort of regularity. So unless I'm wetting myself in anticipation to blurt out something new and fantastic (or equally ( Read more... )

So, today is very special because I get to give special birthday wishes to two very special females in my life. First, Lauren, my sister, happy 18th birthday to you. I hope it instills in you freedom and power. She's leaving for California tomorrow morning, to live with her boyfriend and several other friends. I wish her luck on her move and her ( Read more... )