44 ODD QUESTIONS. ANSWER TRUTHFULY ( Read more... )

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Remember that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where the Enterprise got caught in a temporal distortion loop? They kept re-living the same day over and over again and the only reason they realized it was because Geordi's VISOR was receiving temporal "flashes" that were actually pieces of information from the previous loop and they were ( Read more... )

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Four first divisions, nine seconds, and two thirds. Not exactly how I expected the day to go ( Read more... )

You know what I don’t give a rat’s ass about? The Winter Olympics. I am sick and tired of hearing about Bode Miller and Apollo Whatever-The-Hell-His-Name-Is and all the other crap. WHO CARES? The Winter Olympics suck with the possible exception of hockey and the United States sucks, so the whole thing is a bust. All that is happening is that ( Read more... )

I've been sick since the weekend and OF COURSE, I'd have to lose my voice. Frankly, it hasn't been too bad, except for the constant jokes about how I sound like the grim reaper. Plus, I haven't had to take an Advil since this morning, so I'd call that a small victory ( Read more... )

Can you name 21 people you can think of, right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 21 people ( Read more... )