(Untitled)

[simreeve]

(yoinked from roobarb...)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Simreeve!

1. If the annual Australian Simreeve crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
2. Worldwide, Simreeve is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
3. During World War II, Americans tried to train Simreeve to drop bombs.
4. Simreeveicide is the killing of

Comments

[embroideredfrog]

ha,ha...*pumps up the volume and takes out her milking pail...*

[psonicblast]

Crazeeeeeeeeeee memeage!

[firynze]

...I do not particularly want to think about how one might go about milking you, dear lad. Even while listening to music.

(also: TWIGLETS! My goodness, they got here fast. You're awesome. And I'm full of twiggy goodness)

[simreeve]

That was fast! I think that parcels are getting to Massachussets more quickly than they're getting to Yorkshire!

[firynze]

...you know, they just might be.The parcel to you certainly got there faster than the one I sent to California...and, actually, even faster than the one to North Carolina!

(also: have introduced friend to Twiglets. And Marmite. Have made lifetime convert. Huzzah!)

[simreeve]

Friend whom I might have seen around LJ? Friend from work whom you've already mentioned on LJ? Somebody that I've never heard of before?

Do they have another potential supplier, or will they be getting their marmitey fix from the parcels that I send to you? ;-)

[fairy_empyreal]

Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Simreeve.

LOL!

[simreeve]

Snakes? Scorpions? Ghosts? I know that #2 & #3 refer to bats, and #9 to cows, but...