letters, again.

[simsinnippon]

Dear Girl that I Talked to Today in the Library,

I recognize that you are a complex and interesting person, with a good mind and exciting personality, and not merely a pair of attractive legs with a body attached.

But damn, those are nice legs.  I mean, seriously.  They've got to be at least a mile long.  I could...

Oh, I'm sorry, what were you saying

Comments

[senschuh]

See, I have the same problem, except on the top end. Especially when the girl in question likes to freqently adjust the, ummmm, finer points of her personality in public.

[simsinnippon]

"I'm sorry, you say 'Our party needs to seriously adjust its political strategy by blah blah blah,' but what I hear is 'jiggly jiggly jiggly! Watch those puppies bounce!'"

[hylian_shield]

unfortunately, those magnificent creatures blessed with two x chromosomes never seem to understand that even smart, nice guys are like this all the time.

[simsinnippon]

even more unfortunately, "those magnificent creatures blessed with two x chromosomes" are invariably narcicisstic, manipulative, predatory fiends in an attractive package.

[senschuh]

When did you pick up an extra x chromosome?

[simsinnippon]

har. har. har.

Louis, I might be a vindictive, malicious, Machiavellian sadist who delights in crushing hopes and dreams. But me at my worst doesn't compare to even the average woman when it comes to ruining lives.