It's too late for the government to train me to be a weapon. For someone to approach me on the street, and to tell me I match a certain profile. I probably won't even learn another language well enough to speak it fluently. Giant crazed attack dogs won't ever suddenly act like scared puppies when they see me. I won't ever be a grandmaster of chess ( Read more... )

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I've become a big, mushy, GIRL...

If you would just change your mind about me,
it wouldn't be creepy that I'm in the trunk of your car.

It could be a game
or something!

I'm not dead!

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Ok, I'm not a huge fan of Harry Potter but these are just too funny.


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I love the science department.


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School is just awful.

me and jeff are studying, right now, right as I type this...

Science makes people crazy.

Jeff: "This class has made me hate biology"
Me: "yeah me too"
Jeff: "haha... like fireworks"

Jeff: "I hate my job, I work with kids"
Me: "You don't like kids?"
Jeff:"No! they're Chinese kids!" (Jeff is Chinese)

Jeff: "Dentistry is an ART!"

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