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Since Los Angeles raped my already forced ability to function as a normal, semi-optimistic human being, my parents and I have concocted a new plan. I shall present to you the major conundrums of my life at present:

1. One cannot acquire a car without a job and one cannot acquire a job without a car.
   
2. One cannot obtain a job without experience and one ( Read more... )

Dear Los Angeles,

FAYBAN.

Your view on yourself:
Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a ( Read more... )

What I've found:

1. gina gershon is 5 foot 8 of lip
   
2. juliet lewis is just what the doctor ordered for trower's tendonitis
   
3. sarah polley is also notorious for taking time off acting and getting beaten up
   
4. ian holm is napoleon
   
5. ty burrell is no more credible as an aikido instructor than keener is as a choreographer
   
6. stockard channing is the boss
   
7. jhonen ( Read more... )

You will be famous for writing a national bestseller


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My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulsimulatedother goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as zombie.aric1 gives you 7 mottled green strawberry-flavoured gumdrops.as_a_vagabond gives you 18 teal mint-flavoured gummy bats.britsi_jo gives you 7 light orange cherry-flavoured pieces of taffy.come gives you 8 mottled green grape-flavoured jawbreakers. ( Read more... )

As my livejournal info page now states:

This journal is a waste of your time.

Thank you.

While job searching, I discovered a new addiction.

That is all.

Pointless thing ganked from pertyrosedizeez.

1) type the your answer to the question in a google image search
2) post the most obscure picture you find
3) does NOT have to relate to the question, and don't post your answers!

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