I like a big hairy bush.


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Sometimes I like to touch my nipples while looking at my friends page. They get so hard. Oh yeah so hard. Oh oh oh yeah.

Does anyone have a tissue?

Hundret. Hundret. Hundret.


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I have a new LJ called _tang_

I will actually write in this
LJ on a regular basis....about tang

Some of you may think that "tang" is another word for the vulva. It is actually an orange powder that you add water to in order to make a nice cold sweet sweet tang-like beverage.

Add me if you like.

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Tonight, myself, Maja, "Eddie", Steven, Liz and Sabastian went and saw one of the most important movies this year and maybe even this century. I think the main reason we saw it is because Liz pointed out that "Halle Berry has a great set of teeters on er!" She then downed a huge glass of "Pang" (the vegeterian version of TANG) and slammed it on the ( Read more... )

When I was young there was a kid named Josh ( Read more... )

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the H is O

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this phrase was screamed by troy as sam turned into a barn owl at ilexia


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Yeah thats right!! i think that makes me the most GAF here!! PASS ME THE ALARM CLOCK PLEASE!!

It all started off last night. We were enjoying some quality duck in a chinese restaurant with the cast of the film we were in...and my celular phone rang, it was Mallet from school....top bloke...loves his Chopper Reed and Zoolander ...anywhoo he ( Read more... )

It was as i was walking down this long rocky driveway through the bush of Falkonbridge at night that i started to get scared.... no one knew where i was, and no one knew i was going to some guy's house called "Ryan" who would teach me some bass shit... i wasn't ready to die and have my skin pealed off so some freakazoid could make a pair of ugg ( Read more... )