Old-man-yelling at the news

[singleentendre]

On behalf of myself and anyone else who's emotionally fragile right now, I'd like to extend a big F-U to all the headline writers in the media for their handiwork on swine flu coverage. Never mind that none of the U.S. cases have been fatal, or that it's treatable with anti-virals like Tamiflu. No, we get alarmist, Chicken Little headlines such

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[markhudson]

I can't really think of any gay that I'd want representing me. I mean, Divine is no longer with us afterall. Maybe Nancy Grace could take up the task??

[singleentendre]

How about Anderson Cooper? (Assuming he ever comes out of the closet.)