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Dumbest Question Ever
Me: "Could I have a barbacoa burrito with pinto beans, please?"
Chipotle Employee: "The pinto beans were cooked with bacon. Is that okay?"
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Sweet, merciful Jesus, is it ever. -
LASIK Update
Wow, it's been over ten months since my last update, which means it's been over a year since I had the procedure done ( Read more... ) -
Show me some love, Steve
I feel like the worst gay in the world ( Read more... ) -
Hospitals Are Scary
I just got back from the ER. Last night I was accidentally bitten by a dog while playing with it. Got my fingers too far inside a toy I was holding over his head, and when he lunged for it, his teeth punctured my right thumb a bit ( Read more... ) -
Health Care Reform Like Whoa
Just got a bill from the laboratory that did the blood work for my recent physical: a whopping $1,023 because Kaiser Permanente is refusing to pay any of it ( Read more... ) -
Polarized
Best Facebook status update of the day:Just found out that the local kids who've been opted out of seeing Obama will have their own room where they will color pictures of Jesus riding a dinosaur. Everything's going to be fine.
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Oh, you WERE fucking kidding me? Never mind, then.
One of my Facebook friends solicited recommendations for non-partisan news sources. A responder actually suggested... (wait for it) GLENN BECK.
I think the Next Big Thing from Apple needs to be a device that allows me to reach into the internets to remotely punch someone right in the cunt. -
Why I could never work in customer service
My mom called today to get my yea/nay on a potential new computer:- Sold at Best Buy for around $700.
- Can't remember the brand, but a "Toshiba, maybe."
- Can't remember the "megahertz or megabytes or whatever."
- Not for her, but for a friend.
- The friend wasn't available to be more specific.
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This post courtesy of being longer than a Facebook status update
Is it okay to ask a total stranger why they're not overweight ( Read more... ) -
There's my face, THERE'S MY FACE
Whenever I need to laugh, I watch this (audio NSFW):
There's also a part two, a part three, and a backstory.
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