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[gotta_go_flash]

[‘Sup network? Have a closeup of a costumed face you haven’t seen before: it’s the Flash. Sacrosanct’s speedster count has just increased by one.

He has - and it might shock some of his acquaintances if they were here - figured out how to use the little band-shaped communicator around his wrist in record time, although it quickly becomes clear he

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[personalbubble]

[Violet knows these kinds of blurs from when Dash the ANNOYING could first run - and there're plenty of Parr family videos that prove it.

Then, of course, there was Quicksilver's show-off blur.

Now, there is... this guy's. She's surrounded by speedsters, on and off Earth.

Home is where mach 3 is hit, amirite?]

Uh, it's not really Christmas anymore.

And... I don't think you really have a choice about leaving.

[Sinister villain lauding your helplessness as a prisoner? Or little girl trying to be helpful? YOU DECIDE.]

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[A super villain, with a tiny little voice like that? No way, villains always sound growlier than that. Unless they're Joker. Then they just cackle nonstop.

Besides, this is Wally West. He never assumes the worst.]

One, well duh, but I'm pretty sure you mean 'not yet.' Christmas is tomorrow.

Two - actually I'm not following you on that one. Why can't I leave?

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[personalbubble]

[Never heard of Babymind, the evil genius in diapers, have you?

But, hey, this place needs a good dose of optimism! Or a dose of it.]

No, I'm pretty sure it's over. It happened almost a week ago.

[Weird, huh? It was early fall when she left HER world. And, suddenly Christmas!]

There's some sorta thing keeping us here. No one knows a way around it.

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[He's already got an evil gorilla on his hit list. Let's not add children just to make him feel guilty.]

I don't know about your planet, but on Earth we celebrate Christmas on the twenty-fifth, and today is - [Checking the calendar function on his wearable now and wow that isn't right at all.] ... huh. Okay, nevermind what I said about wanting one of these. This clock is way broken.

So, this evil thing keeping us here. Are we talking alien robots, supervillain, psychic gorillas...?

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[checkthetapes]

[Too fast for a human's eye to track, perhaps, but not a fellow speedster. Pietro is still SUPER ANGRY IRRITATED at Rogers, but if there's one way to drag him out of his 'fuck all you all I'm taking my sister and we're getting our own sandbox FAR AWAY FROM ALL YOU FLATSCAN TRAITORS' it's ... to ... throw him at another speedster?

this plan is the culmination of millennia of perfection. don't hate.]

I hate to break the news [he doesn't. you sound entirely too happy] but you aren't in Kansas any longer. Listen to the automated message on your communicator and try again.

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[How can you want to harsh on his upbeat attitude, Pietro? Do you kick puppies on the weekends, too?]

You mean the little 'welcome to some place I've never heard of' hologram? Yeah. Not exactly generous with the details.

Is there an illustrated guide to Sacro-someplace lying around here somewhere that I could borrow?

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[checkthetapes]

[Ferrets, to be specific. They bounce better than puppies.]

An illustrated guide.

[hell hath no condescension...]

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Illustrated. You know, with pictures. Maybe a map or something.

[Spoken in short sentences, as though maybe the person he's talking to is a bit thick and doesn't understand the concept.]

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[A blur, huh? So that's another speedster. Well, have some blurry video as well, as Sonic appears, a chili dog in hand. He takes a bite out of it and leans back against a building.]

There's fast food, dude. Just not there.

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[First thought? You sure are blue. Blue and probably some kind of alien.

...

Then again, Kilowogg is pink and looks like a cross between a pig and a Jack-o-Lantern, so who's to say the little blue dude isn't decent company?]

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... so. What would I have to promise you in exchange for one of those?

[And when the Flash says "one," do note he means more like "ten."]

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Tell ya what.

[He tosses the chili dog into the air, catching it in his other hand.]

I'll set you up free of charge.

[Why? Because it sure beats the stuff at the soup kitchens, and Flash seems like a cool dude.]

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[doesthemath]

[Oh hello familiar quickly blurring picture. Color her intrigued.]

I'm afraid there's no one here capable of putting you back in your own world at the moment.

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[Colour Flash disappointed. He really cannot stay, man. Think of the children!]

I guess that means Batman isn't here. Great. What about the rest of the League? Seen any of them?

[Because who hasn't heard of the Justice League?]

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[doesthemath]

[Oh right. She should probably attempt to make an effort to pretend she cares about them. At some point.]

...I can't say I'm familiar with anyone by the name of "Batman" [What a lame name. Seriously. Who thinks that bats are at all awesome to associate with.] or anyone who associates with a league.

[Is it a little-league? Were those the kids he'd been mentioning? Or perhaps he's looking for another alternate version of the Ultimates?]

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[You'd have to ask the man himself. Hanging out in caves and lurking in darkness has never been Wally's thing.]

This just keeps getting better and better. Guess I'm stuck waiting until they notice I'm gone and figure something out on their end.

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[survivethesiren]

You're fast.

Like someone else here, actually.

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You mean the little blue dude? [Because so far, Sonic is the only one who's been obvious about it.] He looks fast, but probably not as fast as me. I'm the fastest man alive.

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[survivethesiren]

No, I do not mean the 'blue dude'.

Ahh...but you're just a man then.

So less interesting.

[Voice]

[gotta_go_flash]

Just a man? Lady, I'm the Flash. They're planning to build a museum dedicated to me.

... besides. What else would I be?