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gotta_go_flash in singularity_rpg

001 [Video]

Dec 31, 2011 20:00

[‘Sup network? Have a closeup of a costumed face you haven’t seen before: it’s the Flash. Sacrosanct’s speedster count has just increased by one.

He has - and it might shock some of his acquaintances if they were here - figured out how to use the little band-shaped communicator around his wrist in record time, although it quickly becomes clear he ( Read more... )

wally west/the flash

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text; selfkismesis January 1 2012, 02:41:18 UTC

OH MY FUCKING GOD.
YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.
WOW.

[Video] gotta_go_flash January 1 2012, 02:56:38 UTC

What? Is my hair doing that thing where it makes my head look lumpy again?

[Just gonna reach on up and pat his head to make sure his hair isn't bunching up in funny places under the cowl... nope. Feels like everything's in place.]

text; selfkismesis January 1 2012, 03:00:16 UTC

AND YOU HAVE HAIR UNDER THAT THING.
OF COURSE YOU HAVE FUCKING HAIR UNDER THAT THING.
OUT OF ALL THE THINGS THAT COULD POSSIBLY PUSH YOU FROM THE REALM OF "REGULAR SACROSANCT BULLSHIT" TO THE BRAVE NEW WORLD OF "FUCKMYLIFE I CAN'T LOOK AT THIS GUY WITHOUT FEELING EMBARRASSED FOR HIM" IS IF YOU WERE UNNECESSARY SHOVING A HAIR OF HAIR UNDER A TIGHT, CHERRY RED HEAD ORNAMENT.
THINGS WOULD BE SLIGHTLY MORE ACCEPTABLE IF YOU WERE BALD.
IF YOU WERE BALD, YOU COULD CLAIM THAT YOU INVESTED TIME AND ENERGY INTO THAT SHITTY COSTUME, WHICH WOULD MAKE YOU EXTREMELY LAME, BUT AT LEAST DEDICATED.
DEDICATED LAMENESS IS FAR MORE ACCEPTABLE THAT WHATEVER THE SHIT YOU'RE DOING.

[Video] gotta_go_flash January 1 2012, 03:46:27 UTC

Remind me to never let you talk to Hawkgirl.

You should really consider seeing a shrink about those anger issues of yours. I don't think your caps lock key can take much more abuse.

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video; fuckinghubble January 1 2012, 02:54:11 UTC

[That's it.

[He must be dead.

[Raimi motherfucking Matthews, you are most certainly dead and in Nerd Heaven.]

Jesus Christ, you're the fucking Flash, aren't you?

[YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE.]

[Video] gotta_go_flash January 1 2012, 03:04:51 UTC

Thank you. This whole "alternate universe where nobody knows who I am" thing was getting to be really, really lame.

You wouldn't happen to be from Central City, would you?

[Video] fuckinghubble January 1 2012, 03:11:56 UTC

Of course I know you -- you're...

[Okay, maestro. Now would be a good time to just breathe.]

...Coast City, actually.

[Video] gotta_go_flash January 1 2012, 03:42:09 UTC

Tell that to the peanut gallery. There's some guy on here who doesn't even like my costume. [He jerks a thumb over his shoulder. Everybody's a critic, amirite?]

[He's plenty used to people drooling over him just a little bit, so he won't comment on that starstruck look you're still wearing, Raimi.]

... well. At least you're from Earth. That's close enough. Got a name?

Thread 14

AUDIO; cryovengeance January 1 2012, 03:51:54 UTC

Batman is not here.

[Audio] gotta_go_flash January 1 2012, 03:57:55 UTC

[... well that certainly wasn't in the least bit ominous, was it?]

Any idea where he is? Other than "in gotham, maybe" because I can figure out that much.

[Audio] cryovengeance January 1 2012, 04:00:56 UTC

We are no where near Gotham, nor even the planet Earth.

So my best guess is "in Gotham, maybe."

[Audio] gotta_go_flash January 1 2012, 19:49:09 UTC

[If he were a slightly more sarcastic man, there'd be a slow clap... clap... clap in this space.]

Comedy? Not your strong suit, but nice try.

What about Superman? Wonder Woman? Green Lanterns? Seen any of them?

Thread 14

[video] puppetfetishist January 1 2012, 04:14:56 UTC

[BLINK

Bro is actually almost fast enough to see...

but not quite]

Holy fuck dude, how fast are you? Can you sustain that speed?

[Video] gotta_go_flash January 1 2012, 19:51:22 UTC

[SPEEDSTERS, REPRESENT.]

Give me a location ping.

[People who are learning to use the wearable with remarkable speed? This guy right here.]

[Video] puppetfetishist January 1 2012, 21:25:34 UTC

Sure thing, brah.

[Ping. Rooftop of his apartment building.]

[Action] gotta_go_flash January 2 2012, 03:13:14 UTC

[From the junkyard to Bro's roof, in record time - although the teleporters did slow him down a tad.]

How fast was that?

Thread 15

[Video] notyourchauffer January 1 2012, 07:53:52 UTC

Wow! You remind me of The City! I do not think your friends are here, but I can help look for them if you'd like. I would also be happy to cook you something if you are in need of a good meal.

[Video] gotta_go_flash January 1 2012, 19:53:21 UTC

[Perk! City as in Central City, maybe? Someone from home? Because man, is he ever going to get homesick real quick if he's the only one here...]

Which City?

- hold on, wait. Did you say something about cooking for me? And I don't have to pay for it?